Mordern Romance

I wish I could get you out of my mind

But I'd never met someone this kind

From the instant we met, you were oh so keen

It made me forget your a fucking twat Dean

As we slept I could feel your excited smile

Tonight I want to forget you just for a while

Now thinking about you makes me feel sick

I can't believe I ever put my fanny near your dick

My favourite Quote

"Feeling sorry for things is just an excuse not to celebrate your own happiness"

Maryann - True Blood

Brigitte Aphrodite

Just before Christmas I worked with Brigitte Aphrodite and Alex Wheeler on her music video for 'Merry Kissmass'. I did all the makeup, had an amazingly long tiring day but it was well worth it.

Back In Your Box

Many a time I’ve been named a freak

I would much prefer to be called unique

I’m not one of those types who’s artistically accepted

More like that loser who’s continuously rejected

My brain gets a beating from my OCD

Like I can only draw people from reality TV

I wish fictional characters were my best friend

If I stare long enough the spoon WILL bend

I believe in vampire’s demons and alien things

I want salt by the door and pentagrams on the ceilings

The weird ones can’t help but be this way

Obsessed with dogs, shy or just well gay

I get confused that my dreams are really true

So for no apparent reason I’ll be mad with you

My personality has taken some hard knocks

But I don’t ever think I can get back in that box

De La Soul

Public Enemy

Snoop Music