Thursday, 13 March 2014

Back To Blogging

Lack of motivation. 

I haven’t felt motivated to write, do or feel anything in such a long time. Well for the last couple of months.

It’s been two years, and it’s been such a crazy two years. Crazy, weird, hectic, fun, amazing, emotional and hard but worth every single minute of it.

I have had a hard time adjusting to 2014, I haven’t been working very much at all. I work for my sister and she is away in Los Angeles right now so there hasn’t been a daily routine of getting up and going to work like there was last year. I spent seven of 2013’s twelve’s months on tour.  Now I’ve been at home for three months straight and I don’t get to wake up in a different town any more, or with a bus load of people who are amazing, funny and ridiculously talented.

It’s hard.

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

We Need To Talk About Shane

The relationship here you have with him
It's giving you unrealistic expectations of men

So far in your life they've never caused you pain

But I guarantee you now you won't find a straight Shane

He walks the dogs when I'm not around

He looks for hope when it can't be found

He spends his money on me all the time

For cabs, meals, gin and tonics with lime

He bought my mum flowers for mothers day

I was the first person he told he was gay

He means more to me than he will ever know

I'm just not very good at putting my feelings on show

We joke about one of us finding a good man

How he can't replace us as we have a plan

I'm scared of the day when we won't be this close

It's the inevitable ending and everyone knows

It will be horrible the day we drift apart

As so much of him is in embedded in my heart

He's been by my side most of my life

I love having such a cute little queer wife

Monday, 11 July 2011

Pretty Pretty CupCakes


I hate Wednesdays
Cause they remind me of you

Thursdays make me cry

Cause you never told me why

Fridays are a bore

When I think of your new whore

On Saturday I like to drink

Till I can no longer think

Sundays torment my head

Memories of waking in your bed

On Monday things are clear

I wouldn't even want you here

Tuesdays are the same

I realise you're fucking lame

Friday, 10 June 2011

Mordern Romance

I wish I could get you out of my mind
But I'd never met someone this kind

From the instant we met, you were oh so keen
It made me forget your a fucking twat Dean

As we slept I could feel your excited smile
Tonight I want to forget you just for a while

Now thinking about you makes me feel sick
I can't believe I ever put my fanny near your dick

My favourite Quote

"Feeling sorry for things is just an excuse not to celebrate your own happiness"

Maryann - True Blood

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

Brigitte Aphrodite

Just before Christmas I worked with Brigitte Aphrodite and Alex Wheeler on her music video for 'Merry Kissmass'. I did all the makeup, had an amazingly long tiring day but it was well worth it.