The relationship here you have with him
It's giving you unrealistic expectations of men
So far in your life they've never caused you pain
But I guarantee you now you won't find a straight Shane
He walks the dogs when I'm not around
He looks for hope when it can't be found
He spends his money on me all the time
For cabs, meals, gin and tonics with lime
He bought my mum flowers for mothers day
I was the first person he told he was gay
He means more to me than he will ever know
I'm just not very good at putting my feelings on show
We joke about one of us finding a good man
How he can't replace us as we have a plan
I'm scared of the day when we won't be this close
It's the inevitable ending and everyone knows
It will be horrible the day we drift apart
As so much of him is in embedded in my heart
He's been by my side most of my life
I love having such a cute little queer wife
It's giving you unrealistic expectations of men
So far in your life they've never caused you pain
But I guarantee you now you won't find a straight Shane
He walks the dogs when I'm not around
He looks for hope when it can't be found
He spends his money on me all the time
For cabs, meals, gin and tonics with lime
He bought my mum flowers for mothers day
I was the first person he told he was gay
He means more to me than he will ever know
I'm just not very good at putting my feelings on show
We joke about one of us finding a good man
How he can't replace us as we have a plan
I'm scared of the day when we won't be this close
It's the inevitable ending and everyone knows
It will be horrible the day we drift apart
As so much of him is in embedded in my heart
He's been by my side most of my life
I love having such a cute little queer wife
